Uncharted 2: One-Word Review

Jason Wong • Oct 20, 2009 • Comments ()

O.C.D. Boy's 1-word review.

DISCLAIMER: This is a light-hearted take on video game reviews. If you're looking for an in-depth analysis of the pros and cons of a game, this is not it. If you're in a humorous mood and enjoy flame-tastic message board discussions, make yourself at home. After reading our review, you may laugh, you may cry, or you may feel the need to demand the 30-seconds of your life you wasted back. Our comments section is a great place to post your angry letters or vent, either to defend or rail against the game. Do not continue reading if pregnant or suffering from a serious heart condition, unless cleared by your doctor.
Again, this is a not a serious review. It is a parody. It is not meant to adequately summarize the merits of a game or how well it plays. What it serves to do is excite discussion and help players understand the type of the game they're buying. This review tries to capture -- in one-word -- the essence of a hot new game. Think of it as word association. It's essentially the first word that comes to mind when thinking about that game. And it may describe the sort of gameplay or experience you can expect, ad nauseam.

This month we "review" the hugely popular PS3 exclusive, Uncharted 2. And here we go.

O.C.D. Boy's 1-Word Review of Uncharted 2:

QTE

Definition: QTE = Quick Time Event. QTE is a method of gameplay used in video games. It allows for limited control of the game character during cut scenes or cinematic sequences in the game, and generally involves the player following onscreen prompts to press buttons or perform other actions (like shaking the controller). Failing these segments takes the scene in a different course, often to the player character's death.

Update: So, in a word the difference that sets the original game and Uncharted 2 apart is the addition of a few QTEs, most of which occur at the beginning of the game. The adventure, puzzle-solving, and shooting parts return with great effect. The writing is as witty as ever. The instances of QTE are brief but enjoyable. In keeping with the "word association" theme of our one-word review, the words Perfect and Great are too obvious and goes without saying. QTE is a fair assessment which distinguishes the Uncharted sequel. Let us know what you think.

While you're at it, check out our cast predictions for the Uncharted Movie.

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O.C.D. Boy's 1-word review.\n\n

\nDISCLAIMER: \nThis is a light-hearted take on video game reviews. If you're looking for an in-depth analysis of the pros and cons of a game, this is not it. If you're in a humorous mood and enjoy flame-tastic message board discussions, make yourself at home. After reading our review, you may laugh, you may cry, or you may feel the need to demand the 30-seconds of your life you wasted back. Our comments section is a great place to post your angry letters or vent, either to defend or rail against the game. Do not continue reading if pregnant or suffering from a serious heart condition, unless cleared by your doctor.\n
Again, this is a not a serious review. It is a parody. It is not meant to adequately summarize the merits of a game or how well it plays. What it serves to do is excite discussion and help players understand the type of the game they're buying.\nThis review tries to capture -- in one-word -- the essence of a hot new game. Think of it as word association. It's essentially the first word that comes to mind when thinking about that game. And it may describe the sort of gameplay or experience you can expect, ad nauseam.\n\n

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\n\nThis month we \"review\" the hugely popular PS3 exclusive, Uncharted 2. And here we go.\n\n

\n\nO.C.D. Boy's 1-Word Review of Uncharted 2:\n\nQTE\n

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Definition: QTE = Quick Time Event. QTE is a method of gameplay used in video games. It allows for limited control of the game character during cut scenes or cinematic sequences in the game, and generally involves the player following onscreen prompts to press buttons or perform other actions (like shaking the controller). Failing these segments takes the scene in a different course, often to the player character's death.\n
\n\n\nUpdate: So, in a word the difference that sets the original game and Uncharted 2 apart is the addition of a few QTEs, most of which occur at the beginning of the game. The adventure, puzzle-solving, and shooting parts return with great effect. The writing is as witty as ever. The instances of QTE are brief but enjoyable. In keeping with the \"word association\" theme of our one-word review, the words Perfect and Great are too obvious and goes without saying. QTE is a fair assessment which distinguishes the Uncharted sequel. Let us know what you think. \n\nWhile you're at it, check out our cast predictions for the Uncharted Movie.\n
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