PS3 Informer

First-Look at New Game by Castle Crashers Developer, Behemoth

Word on the street is that Behemoth, the makers of the cutesy but oh-so-addictive Castle Crashers and Alien Hominid, are hard at work on a third title. They beat up our spies and sent them back hogtied, so we don't know much. \n\nBut wait, we did find out from a cousin of a cousin, whose girlfriend swears by her hairdresser's nephew who works at the very same coffee shop where the Behemoth guys buy their morning donuts -- this he overheard from a portly staffer with an unhealthy obsession with bear claws (not judging, just saying): Lucky Japanese fans will get the exclusive first look at Game #3 when Behemoth visits the Tokyo Anime Fair on March 20-21st. \n\nIs it a console exclusive? Mayyyybe. Maybe not.\n\nWhat's for sure is that Behemoth is planning a little shock & awe campaign in Japan. According to their twitter, they've put together a nice Game #3 Trailer. If only our spies succeeded in storming their castle, we'd have an early copy of it and then we'd be the ones wowed & impressed (Update: the trailer is in. Find it at the bottom page). Sadly, all we got to show for is this ultra cool, ultra hush hush teaser image of the upcoming game. Who wants to see that, right? See you guys later...\n\n\n\nOh, wait! What?\n\nWhat's that? \n\nYou're saying you do? \n\nHmm... I guess we can show you. \n\nBut you're not gonna tell them we leaked the image, right? We're pals, yeah? \n\nI mean, who are we to stand between you and destiny? \n\nJust be glad we like you. \n\nYou owe us one!\n\nEnjoy.\n\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n**********\n*************************\n*********************\n*****************\n*********\n*****\n**\n \n\n\nBehemoth's Mystery Game #3 Teaser Image\n\n\nFrom what I can tell, Game #3 is gonna be about a piece of tofu given life and raised by a secret society of drunk vegan leprechauns. When a rival group of taller, meat-loving leprechauns tease him for his bland taste, he sets out into the world, yearning to prove his self-worth and make his own fortune. But not all rainbows end in a pot of gold, so he settles for pulling a jewel heist instead, with help from an army of evil robot kittens he found on craigslist. \n\nHey, your guess is good as mine.\n\n\n\n**Update: Check out the trailer.\n\n
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